What is WRONG with you?

For weeks i've been checking the internet every now and then.
I've concluded that, hey, no news is good news. END.

I even checked yesterday, and there was nothing.
Then last night (early morning?) i was feeling crappy all of a sudden but i brushed it off. It's nothing. I should so learn to trust my intuition more.

This morning, i woke up thinking, oh today is such a lovely day.
I was just so chirpy and happy today, and you have to go mess it all up.

Why? What is wrong with you? Why are you doing this to me?
I HATE YOU.