8 fail-proof ways to annoy your Cat.

1. Flash.
   
   Camera flash lar obviously!
   
   
2. Say hello.
   
   As near as possible! Try breathing out from your mouth too when you greet her!
   
   
3. Dress-up.
   
   "Decorate" your Cat with fluffy, cute stuffs!
   
   
4. Nerd-i-fy her.
   
   Let her wear your glasses.
   
   
5. Stitch-fied.
   Sure work one.
   
   Put a Stitch on your cat, and let him do the job for you!
   
   No? No work??
   Then go all out to annoy your cat!!
   
   
6. Annoy.
   Put a car on her.
   
   Vroom!
   
   
7. Bite/ chew her head.
   
   Of course, let the Panda do the dirty work.
   

Still doesn't work???
Oh well. There is another way... but i'm kinda reluctant to reveal it...
Because it is well... kinda extreme. I will never ever advise anyone to try this, because well... like i said, it's extreme.

Oh heck. I'll just reveal it!
BUT BE WARNED.
If your heart cannot take it, please stop scrolling down and just leave this Blog (clicky the "x" at top right corner). I bear no responsibility should anything happen to you, or your health - psychically or mentally.

Ok, so here's the final one.
ARE YOU READY?
Please prepare yourself.

The EIGHTH and LAST WAY to annoy your cat... is to...
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SHIT ON YOUR CAT!!
NO I AM NOT KIDDING!! Guarantee will annoy her to the max!!!
And i meant LITERALLY ok!! Not "give your cat shit" or whatever... NO! I really meant:
SHIT ON YOUR CAT!!
Watch!
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SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
See, i'm not lying ok =D! LOLS!

OMG i just take bo-liaoness to a higher never-ever-reachable level haven't i?



ps: Yeah lar yeah lar, she didn't so much as move. This goes to show my 8 fail-proof ways has actually failed what turf. XD