eiko-baba's, Remedy for Emoness XD!!!~

Welcome to "The eiko-baba time" with by everyone's favourite host (Yeah right...), eiko-baba (Means Auntie eiko -o-|||...) XD!!!~

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*Puts on Auntie voice, like those cooking demo Aunties type* Hehehe, hello, everyone, good night, good night *smiles sweetly but somehow seems scary 0_0...* =)!!!~

Well humans, today is indeed, a very emo day due to alot of benda that happened, despite the fact that the horoscope last night predicted it'll be a lucky day today *gets precious baseball bat out to trash the predictor guy's house*... But i've learned not to trust that horoscope anymore, to many con-nies dee *calms down and hides baseball bat, but vows to get back at that fella...*...

Neeways, back to what i was saying, today whatever it is, i'm going to teach you the Remedy for Emoness!!! Now everyone, get your pens and paper ready, and jot down as i say, ok???

*Waits for crowd to answer...*

... Ok, er, very silent crowd 0_o??? Neeways, hope this remedy helps you, its a secret newly found old family recipe (What 0_o???), enjoy ^_^!!!~


"eiko-baba's Remedy for Emoness XD!!!~"

Illness:
Emoness with a tad of over-sensitiveness...

Signs:
You get emo over every single thing possible...

Cause:
"War of the World", unsensitive human beings and bloody living things (Refer to previous post...)... plus also bloody fools who only call you when they need you (Ooh, i am getting so British =3!!!~)...

Cure/ Remedy:
Easy way: A dash of ice-cream (X9!!!~), a tad of blurring out everything to somewhere (Preferably online journal etc, as it works better than on normal humans...), and a superly incredibly enormously huge heavy dosage of Jay Chou (X3!!!~)... pan-chan, Initial D, Tachibana Keita, w-inds., animals, Edison Chen (As my favourite Takahashi Ryosuke *v*!!!~ Ryosuke rocks XD!!!~), drifting and pearl milk tea works as well too ^-^!!!~

Hard way: Sensitive human being with a kind heart and ears which can carry a huge load and a heart which sincerely cares from the bottom of their heart... (eiko-baba: These humans don't exist anymore, but hey, eiko-baba's here to help you people XD!!!~)

Aftermath of remedy:
Drifting off to a wonderland where the cure (The easy way cures...) are *v*!!!~


WARNING: Illness may relapse if not well taken care of!!! Stay away from the cause as far as possible (eiko-baba: And stay as near as you can to the cure, preferably the one which requires superly incredibly enormously huge heavy dosage XD!!!~)!!!


And that conclude this week's episode of...

"The eiko-baba times" XD!!!~

See you peeps soon, but hopefully not, eiko-baba off to trash someone's house!!! Muahahahahahahahahaha *evil witch laugh*!!!~


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Wth, i've become eiko-baba 0_o??? Just suddenly got the idea of becoming some "Auntie-talk-show-style" to intro the remedy but wth, it turns out eiko-baba's a great character XD!!!~

But then she won't always appear, you'll sense trouble or something wrong when she appears (Ooh, she's freaky X0!!!~)!!!~ Muahahahahahahahaha *evil witch laugh*!!!~


Wth, did i just did an imitation of eiko-baba 0_o??? Or am i becoming her 0_0???

DR JAY CHOU, SAVE ME XD!!!~


-o-|||... wth...


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Off the record notes: Bloody living things explained, so bloody fools are those who when they are in desperate need of some bloody help whatsoever in NS camp they look for you and you are there, but when you in desperate need of help they didn't even care, but maybe they didn't receive msg so i don't know, but i don't even want to care dee because just wasting my energy (Might as well waste it on something more useful, like duh...)...

Unsensitive human beings who, i don't know how to explain, but knowing each other so long dee must've known each other's attitude what... and when see a huge big change in attitude, sure something wrong one right??? Unsensitive is uncurable, and it doesn't matter last time, but just that this time it has become unforgivable for this period of time...

But regarding previous post, would like to apologize to someone, although nothing is specified out, though, she herself had her own problems, which is like huge backside (I shy say ass *blush*...) bigger than mine (And thats saying something *blink blink*...) and also when compared to mine!!! So i should understand and not say or think of anything further ler... sumimasen X0!!!~