Malaysian drivers rule (Yeah right...)!!!

Malaysian drivers rule (Yeah right...)!!!

Why??? Read below...


#1 - KL drivers drive like mad cows running (Or flying...) away from the slaughtering factories (Weird comparison, but i guess it'll do ^^|||...)...

#2 - KL drivers aged 100 and above love driving like a mad cow with truckload of kids away from slaughtering factories using an old, worn off, Malaysian-made car (Should be the first version somemore...), and guess what, those kids are not even seatbelted, and one of them even has his legs kicking against the window behind the driver's...

#3 - KL drivers (And some PJ drivers...) loves cutting across your line without signals, and some even just cut over when your car is just like an inch away from his, and no signal...

#4 - KL drivers loves driving like mad chickens fleeing from KFC...

and the #5 and most champion reason why Malaysian drivers rule...

#5# - KL drivers are old cows who cut like mad cows, drive like mad chickens, cut across with no signal, driving truckload of mad goats regardless, and are on the verge of getting stop by the good looking but overweight with a big belly disiplinary officer holding a nice book and preparing to check your little card with your beautiful face on it, which you get it from another big belly examiner by paying him "kopi duit" RM200 or more (If you didn't, you're a mad human!!!)...


Conclusion, MALAYSIAN DRIVERS RULE XD (YEAH RIGHT XD!!!~)!!!~



And another top 5 reasons why Malaysian drivers suck (Yeah wrong XD!!!~)!!!


#1 - PJ drivers don't drive like mad cows running/ flying away from slaughtering factories... except if you're on the PLUS highway ^^|||...

#2 - PJ drivers age 100 and above are always respected by us young ones, so even if they drive slow, we'll understand and let him be and try not to scare him by driving safely and properly around him (And resuming to their own scary speed when out of the uncle and auntie's sight...)...

#3 - PJ drivers (Some... wll, those who don't are from KL anyway...) respect, sayang and always allow "P" drivers first... but there are some stupid fools, one of them by the name of eiko-chan, who don't do so no matter to fellow "P" or other more old drivers (Whether experienced or not, as some old drivers are worst than us "P"s - they should be thrown back to sit next to the big belly examiner XD... except that this time no "kopi duit" allowed =P!!!~), unless if the other fellow driver smile smile and wave thank you (WTH XD!!!~) ^^|||...

#4 - PJ drivers curse only in their heart, because they prefer not to cause trouble with another friend PJ driver, unless if its too "over", only the horn will be used...

And the champion reason...

#5 - PJ drivers are not like their KL counterparts, hmm...


Conclusion, MALAYSIAN DRIVER SUCKS (BECAUSE WE PJs ARE NOT LIKE KLs XD!!!~)!!!


p/s: I'm a "PJ DRIVER" ne!!! Although i live more than half of my life in KL, and am from KL!!!

Because ne, half my driving time (Drifting time XD!!!~) is spent on PJ road, i first drove on PJ road, i learn to drive on PJ road, i took exam on PJ road etc etc...

And of course, don't forget that i live near PJ, i studied all my life in PJ, i always drift on PJ road (Muaheeeee X3!!!~), i am usually always found in the mall with a big "O" and "U", which is in PJ, and i drive every morning to college on PJ road, and many many more reasons ^^|||... Muaheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee XD!!!~


Oh and btw, hehe, never follow Malaysia signboards -o-|||...


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Hehehe, above is a "short" summary of me drive to KLCC today =)!!!~

And trust me, never drive with a woman who is already married and have kids (Especially if you are HER kid...), and is older in age than you... the more older they are than you, the more cranky it can be... i lazy explain now dee, i want to go see the AE86 in my room dee, and drift to dreamland to meet Jay =3... Muahahee XD!!!~

OYASUMI XD!!!~