Please adhere to the strict rules below if you wish to live in peace with me to see the daylights of 10th July 2006, when the WorldCup ends. Thank you!1.
NEVER DISSES THE JAPAN NATIONAL TEAMI
respect personal opinion, i really do, as i believe that everyone may have
different opinions on
different matters.
But i shall NOT and NEVER tolerate anyone who disses
Team Japan in front me!
I'm a big fan, please understand.
You may diss them till your mouth
needs to rest behind me, but NEVER SO INFRONT OF ME!
Unless if you do not want to live to know who won the
WorldCup this year!
I mean business.
NEVER EVER DISS
TEAM JAPAN INFRONT OF ME!
You will
die, i guarantee you.
YOU. WILL. DIE.I am VERY protective of the things i fancy, so please respect me, and
respect yourself.
2.
NEVER DISS MEI may watch football only ONCE every FOUR YEARS, but that DOES NOT give you the rights to diss my
love and support for
Team Japan (And
Manchester United too btw!)!
Even if you are a
huge footie-fan and knows EVERYTHING about football,
YOU ARE NOT ME, so you SHALL NOT suspect my
love and support for
Team Japan.
Love and support are not measured by the
knowledge one possesses on a certain something, it is measured by the
HEART.
And my
HEART has love and supported
Team Japan since
WorldCup 2002.
I may
not keep a close tab on them after that, BUT I HAVE BEEN THEIR FAN EVERSINCE
THEN and WILL ALWAYS BE
EVER!
3.
NEVER COMPLAINIf i give you a
blackface,
kill you, or
insults you personally back, whatever
mean things i may have done to you over this
WorldCup period, DO NOT COMPLAIN.
It'll be either you have insulted my
Team Japan, or me.
Go home and think over about it, you are definately the
one in the wrong.
I am NEVER in the wrong during
WorldCup. Keep that in mind.
4.
NEVER CALL IT SOCCERBe as it may be called
soccer in some parts of the world.
To me, IT IS
FOOTBALL!
And during
WorldCup, IT WILL ALWAYS BE CALLED
FOOTBALL.
Please use PROPER ENGLISH when refering to this
beautiful game during this
beautiful period.
You may refer them back to
soccer after this period is over. TQ.
*This term does not apply to Team Japan.*5.
NEVER COMPARE TEAM JAPANRefer to
Rule#1.
Comparing, even though you may be praising and are
not dissing, is no no for me too.
Because to me,
Team Japan is always the best, and they will always BE the BEST!
You may, however, compare other teams to
Team Japan's greatness sincerely.
For example:
"Yes, Team XXX is a GREAT as Team Japan!"You are welcomed.
However, please be warned i may still give you a
black face if i find your term inappropriate or unsincere.
To avoid
blackfaced by me, just DON'T compare.
6.
NEVER GIVE ME WORDS OF COMFORT/ ENCOURAGEMENTIn anycase
Team Japan losses (Hey,
football is
unpredictable ok? Even the BEST may lose sometimes!), and i am
bawling about it to you, please DO NOT say anything along the lines with
"Its just a game" or
"They'll win next time".
Saying such words will only upset me more, and may only result in more
blackface from me (Hanging up, offlining and
more more blackface are included in this.).
I assure you i know you're
just trying to comfort me, and
i appreciate it! But honestly, such words are
useless during the
WorldCup, to the extend you will just get bitten back.
You are, however, much welcome to
diss the other team who just
so luckily won over
Team Japan.
Doing so will make me
very happy, and will make me
love you more.
7.
NEVER DISS MY TEAM IF I DISSED YOUR TEAMFace it, i DON'T like it when others
diss my team, but i will however,
diss other teams.
Hey, i'm only human.
If you
don't like it, make it CLEAR to me you don't like me saying
so and so about them, and i will STOP.
I may however,
continue dissing them behind your back. It's just that it'll never ever be infront of you anymore.
This is a FREE WORLD. I have my rights to do so.
Dissing
Team Japan back just because i had
diss your team will only result in YOU not being able to see your team again, i assure you (For more information, please refer to
Rule#1!).
I respect others, so just tell me you don't like me saying bad stuffs about the team you support, and i will STOP.
8.
TEAM JAPAN IS THE BESTEnough said.
Never doubt this, and NEVER GO AGAINST THIS.
9.
NEVER AVOID THE TOPIC "FOOTBALL"This topic is
unavoidable, especially during
yumchar sessions.
You may try to
steer me away, but i will always find a way to
get back there.
Follow all the rules correctly and i'll give you a big SMILEY FACE throughout the session =D. I'll be so cheery you will
love me.
Failure to follow these rules will give you my
blackface.
And you will never be able to
hate me, because you will
definately be the one in the wrong.
Remember, i am ALWAYS right during
WorldCup.
Please especially remember Rule#1, #2, #3, #5, #6, and #7 and especially #8 in order for you to be able to get home safely.
Thank you.
10.
NEVER REJOICE IF YOUR TEAM SO LUCKILY WON OVER MINEIn any
lucky events your team, or any team, does win over
THE BEST TEAM, which is
MY TEAM, YOU SHALL NOT REJOICE OVER THIS FACT INFRONT OF ME.
You may do so
behind me, but NEVER
infront of me.
You will only face difficulties if you do so infront of me.You
shall pretend you feel bad, and you will NOT give out words of encouragement or anything to me at that time, because i will only suspect your
sincerity.
If it requires, you may even need to
diss your own team for my sake. I am
Princess Eiko, and you shall do so for me.
And in any events if i
diss your team, you shall just
bear with it, because i am
Princess Eiko and also
probably your friend, plus remember
Rule#7.
*The sentence above does not apply to me. NOBODY can ever diss Team Japan and get over it with me around. Refer Rule#1.*Remember, do NOT even
SMILE GLEEFULLY infront of me.
The consequences of whatever
which might happen shall be your own responsibility.
And one of the very important rules (This may be
slightly controversial. Please don't read this unless you are
prepare to respect that
THIS IS MY OPINION, AND I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THINK SO!) is:
NEVER "WAR" MEYou do not NEED to repeat the history of
WWII to me.
I've been to school, i KNOW the history.
Apart from that, i've probably been told of that story
millions of time throughout my lifetime.
Just so you know, i am not bothered by it.
I did not live through
WWII, and as much as i respect all the heroes who've been through this tough time, i repeat, I DID NOT LIVE THROUGH
WWII.
It is in the past, and i do not like to hold
bad memories of the past. Especially since i'm not involved.
Please save your breath.
I know the story, and it DOES NOT BOTHER ME.
I have a family history too, and one of my family members was caught by the
Japanese Imperial Army and has never returned.
My elder generations may have their own opinion about the whole matter, i respect that, but i am a
free individual, and i believe i have the rights to support whoever i wanted.
Nobody shall have the rights to tell me who i
can support, and who i
can't.
If you
do tell me the story again, i'll probably give you back a
"YOU ARE OLD-FASHIONED" look anyways.
And its true, YOU ARE.
Let me repeat,
i am not bothered by it.
It is because of such grudges that so many issues are brought up!
And i prefer to live in a world with
no grudges, and especially no
RACIAL DISCRIMINATIONS and such.
It has been such a long time already.
On another note, football and war does not go together.
Football = Beautiful
War = Ugly
How can you even DARE to compare such a
beautiful game to something so "ugly"!
Shame on you!
As said before, please follow the rules above if you would like to live to see the next
WorldCup this
2010.
When the next
WorldCup comes, new rules will probably be erected again, so you are to only follow this set of rules till THIS
WorldCup 2006 ends.
Thank you for your time.
p/s: Just in case my
WorldCup fever does not end immediately after
9th July 2006, i suggest you follow these rules until you feel
safe not to follow it anymore!
Except
Rule#1, #2, #5, #7 and #8.
These rules are unavoidable, and it'll be forever.
Thanks again!
pp/s: Most rules above DO NOT apply to the following persons below:
My Dad - Because he is the Emperor, and he is MY DAD! Need i say more?
My Eldest Bro - Because he is the one who'll be buying me the
latest Japan jersey. In a way, he
sort-of supported me supporting them by agreeing to buy their jersey for me. And for this he shall be
exempted from the rules too.
Shut up, i'll know it if my bro
do no support me supporting them. How i know is because he won't buy me
Manchester United's jersey
no matter what. As he is a
Liverpool fan.
His agreement to buy me
Japan's jersey has showed that he doesn't mind.
My Second Bro - He himself is a
Team Japan supporter,
sorta, eventhough he prefers
England.
Anyways, he looks like one of
Team Japan's STAR FOOTBALL PLAYER,
Nakamura Shunsuke. Both of them look like they are
xerox copies of each other (SERIOUS!). Plus, he is also my
walking-Japanese-dictionary.
For all those reasons above, he shall be forgiven and exempted too.
Another reminder, BEAR IN MIND ALL YOU'VE READ.
Enjoy
WorldCup 2006 o(^-~)o!!!~