Don't just run... FLY!!!

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I'm serious. If you ask me to sit through the ji-ge-long-dong-chiang-dong-chiang Chinese New Year songs etc which stars GIRLS in THICK HEAVILY THICKER THICKEST HEAVIEST makeup like a drag queen, and dancing and singing horribly and scantily thoughout the whole music video, i will definately puke and possibly faint until CNY is over, where the "weapons-of-mass-destruction" would finally be laid to rest (Thank God!!!)...

Ever since i could hardly remembered, i've hated those... even a short commercial, the posters, etc, ANY SINGLE THING that reminds me of those are able to make me go !@#$%^&* and go all eeky *bleurgh* etc etc!!! Its just so gross lar!!!


As the wise Kenny Sia said:

Run For Your Lives
Almost two months till Chinese New Year and already the
assault has begun.

He should be made a hero or something, along with those working in video shops FORCED to play the VCDs all day long (Sorry, no DVDs because all budgets are used up for the makeups, so have to cut cost and only got VCDs lor...)!!! Because they are able to endure the ji-ge-long-dong-chiang-dong-chiang the entire day!!! Salute you people!!!

I would not even touch it, let alone buy it... or even touch the play button with the VCD in it @.@... except if the remote no battery lar =P...

BTW, its totally understandable if you considers quitting your job from the video store or taking annual leave until the ordeal is over... you just want to save your life!!!


No, i WOULD NOT compare such a beautiful written piece of art to those, as said above... if they even DARE to consider themselves art...

I've been reading Arthur Golden's Memoirs Of A Geisha and i really love it!!! Its just beautiful, the way the words are used, especially the comparisons!!! I won't be surprise if i re-read it right after i finish it ^^!!!~ Its really THAT GOOD XD!!!~

And i've found a surprising good piece of line from the book which i really like, and wanted to use to reflect my feelings on those, but i realise, i CAN'T compare such magnificient piece to such... erm... you-know-what-i-mean *pukes*...

Ehem ehem, anyway, that explains the ***TEXT MISSING*** at the beginning of this post. I ask for your forgiveness on that matter (Of the missing text...), but truthfully, ask your heart, you will TOTALLY agree with me ne *v*???


Ok lar, actually those girls who are "weapons-of-mass-destruction" have no wrong in any of this!!! Just that the ruthless business people who are behind them are steering those poor girls!!!
The girls might think, "Ooh, maybe if i starred in those, i might land myself a huge contract from Hollywood *dreams*"!!!

But in reality...

I'm sure the Hollywood directors, movie-makers would might as well ask some other newcomers, who haven't go through torturing everyone else during Chinese New Year, than them because... well...

... the reason... the directors etc might've been too frightened and had already flown out to some other land where they'll never get to see those ever again (Unfortunately, i think its everywhere else but Malaysia and possible Singapore???)!!!

Also, they also wouldn't want to scare anyone by putting those girls on international screens, and then getting a huge lawsuit smacked on their face for causing the public nightmares every single second of their life...


BTW, boy, do those ruthless business people have guts to post this piece of article on the newspaper...

I forget the exact words, since i've lost the article, but it goes something like "Transform your children into M-Girls"...

You know what, i would rather get my child to be Pupu's apprentice to be a part of those little children in Playhouse Disney (At least thats decent!!! Disney rocks too what!!!), than let them be a part of those!!! I don't want my child scarred for life!!!

BTW, if anyone asks me to buy those VCD for them, be prepared for a smack you've never gotten in your life, nicely accompanied with alot of cursings to wake you up!!! Its because you've been brain-washed by the ji-ge-long-dong-chiang-dong-chiang!!! OMG!!!

May the Goddess of Mercy sprinkle holy water on you to bless you!!!~

Eiyer, very kia kia just thinking of it!!! I better get back to my book ^-^!!!~

p/s: No pics of those will be posted here, to avoid frightening innocent minds!!! I'm so nice 0=)!!!~