eiko-chan's back =P!!!~

Ooh, yesterday while driving home from college is so fun XD!!!~

As the saying goes... eiko-chan's back XD!!!~


But i do notice something while i drive yesterday...

Now, don't call me a racist but then erm... yeah, it is a little... Ok, ALOT... of racism below =P (So leave if you can't tolerate racism, or proceed to read something else in my Blog and not this entry!!!)... well, here goes...

Most Malays who drive are disoriented...

Why i say so???

Well...

They can't drive straight!!!

Like Ah Theng jie jie said, "Yi sui mm peng hang"... direct translate as "Ear water not balance" @.@... its a cantonese sentence for saying that the person or yourself is not oriented, aka cannot stand straight etc ler...

Ok, its like a straight lane right, they can drive straight then suddenly swerve to the right, then yaddle to the left... they REALLY can't drive straight...

Its true ok??? Not all definately; and especially those old woman wearing tudung... i suspect that the tudung is wrapping up their brains so long that they became disoriented, thus, preventing their abilities to drive straight (Ok, eiko-chan going over and over with this racism thing dee @.@...)...


Hark, they can't drive straight even if their lifes depends on it =/!!!


Not only them, those Chinese old farts man driving Mercedes who "i-think-i'm-so-cool-and-the-road-is-mine-because-i-drive-a-Benz" too you know!!!

Apart from the fact that they can't drive straight, they act as if the road belongs to them and everybody is afraid of them -_-"...


Hark, i'll only be afraid of you if theres a cockroach on your car ok???


Really annoying!!! Worst old fart man i encountered (Driving a really old Benz...) and remember so far is the one who from the side road suddenly drive out to big road; its obvious i'm not letting him to go first, and when i'm like super near dee (Mind, i'm driving at appropriate speed, but also quite fast...) only he choose to drive out!!!

Duh, whats the outcome??? Almost bang ler!!!

I quickly honk and turn my steering to the right, and theres a white Estima at the right lane somemore... i almost hit that car thanks to the bloody old fool!!!

Then i manage to squeeze pass the old fart man's car and the Estima (The Estima also stopped due to the fright...) and drive ahead and cursing the old fart heavily... and THE BLOODY IDIOT GO AND HONK ME!!!

Well, it should be that old fart man lor; because see, the Estima is new car, the Benz is old, and the honk is old honk (You can easily differenciate it one ya know...), so yeah, that bloody fool of an old fart man!!!


Ok, Ah Theng jie jie got teach old farts people must respect, but this really don't respect my respect ok??? His an old !@#$%^&* thats for sure!!!


Others who drive slow and don't know which lane to choose ok ler, i can respect and understand, but that bloody old fool i can't, because he IS a bloody old fool!!!

There are many more experience with Benz and bloody old farts man who act as "i'm-the-king-of-the-road", but its really too many until i can't remember dee @.@...


So yeah, conclusion of this post (In any case you've decided to skip my ramblings above and read the conclusion... hee, this is for you, conclusion of the ramblings; hehe, i tend to forget everything else while rambling =P!!!)...

- Most Malays are disoriented (They can't drive straight even if their lifes depends on it...), especially those old woman wearing tudungs...

- Old farts man who drives Mercedes and think "they-are-so-cool-and-the-road-is-theirs-because-they-drive-a-Benz" too are disoriented and one of them is an idiot (Maybe not one of them, that bloody idiot could be a driver because i didn't really get to see the idiot's face...)
Note: The remark above also applies to Benz drivers because they either think:
"I'm-driving-a-Benz-so-buzz-off-because-this-is-a-expensive-car"...
or
"I'm-driving-a-Benz-so-buzz-off-because-my-Boss-is-going-to-kill-me-(Or-worst-fire-me)-because-i'm-real-late"...
etc etc... theres alot of explanations which come from Benz drivers, so many until you'll drop dead after you finish hearing everything...

And regarding the second line; well seriously, they should really learn their piorities first *nodds head in agreement*...


How true, how true =P...