You just need the interest and brains to study it, which, i *have* the interest, i'm just lacking on the "brains" part, due to laziness, ehehe!
Don't worry, i'm doing my best now! Fighting!
Anyways, there is something which has been a hindrance to "improve" my "brains-parts".
Actually, it had ALWAYS been a hindrance to improve my studies...
... that bloody idiot...
Which is: SLEEPING IN CLASS!
Somehow, since Form4, i've "manage" (i don't know how, i don't know why, it just came o(=.=")o...) to automatically fall-asleep in class whenever i'm too tired, or i don't understand the subject at hand!
No matter how much i don't understand it! Wham, "sleeping time"!
So feel like smacking my own ass!
I "would've" made it OK in class, as in having a good grasp and understanding of all the subjects, if not because of bloody falling-asleep-in-class!
Now, *because* of sleeping-in-class, there are alot of parts within all my subjects which made me stuck here and there!
GAH!
Till the extend now my classmates and Auntie also don't want to *choy* me adee o(ㅠ.ㅠ)o...
I've been VERY dissappointed with myself because of this (bloody-sleeping-in-class-thing), and it is also something which never fails to "successfully" manage to make me feel like a-piece-of-tahi-from-that-cow-you-see-by-the-highway- on-way-back-to-hometown after class EVERYTIME!
I feel so shitty i sleep in class, really dissappointed and angry with myself, that it made me feel the need to jump into Klang River!
...
I need to find a "new-river"... i have this feeling i'm "over-using" Klang River o(=.=")o...
...
Perhaps Strait-of-Melaka?
Anyways, i've really gotto read-up extra to catch-up in class!
And when i mean extra, i mean REALLY extra extra, because i lack the normal-understanding-ability of a normal-human, so i need to take extra extra EXTRA time to understanding an easy topic!
Good luck lar o(ㅠ.ㅠ)o... only YOU YOURSELF (who means ME) can save yourself (And probably Super Junior, Shinhwa, w-inds., TVfXQ!, FTTS can help as well, ehe *blush in happiness*...)!
Woops, i've *again* strayed really far away from the main-topic i want to talk about =P!
Which, as you've read from the title:
How to make (my) Law Classes more enjoyable!
This is *something* i've came up with in-order to solve the "problem" of me sleeping-in-class, and with it, i'll DEFINATELY understand EVERYTHING SAID in class!
Which, though it *may* not come true, its still FUN to think about it XD!~
But hehe, YOU'LL. NEVER. KNOW =P!~
WHAT IS IT?
Ehehehehehehehehe!
NEW LECTURERS XD!~
With the new lecturers, i can 100% guarantee i'll be the TOP-IN-CLASS!
Heck, OUR LAW CLASS WILL BE THE BEST LAW CLASS IN THE WORLD!
With everyone's result's percentage being 100% =P!
Yes, especially the girls, and even the guys =D!~
*laughs crazily*
Don't get me wrong (Lets love NoguriKangIn again for teaching me that word XD!~)!
All my lecturers rock in their own wicked-way!
Just that these new lecturers will definately rock all-the-way XD!~
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!~
I have five subjects currently:
General Principles of Law (GPL)
Criminal Law
Tort Law
Legal Skills
Contract Law
For starters, no other people shall be my GPL lecturer, other than my superly-beloved:
MY OWNER KIM DONGWAN XD!~
See how suitable he is to be my GPL lecturer =D!~
My current lecturer is Mr Joseph, a really nice elderly man who was in the AirForce before!
Though so, i've find trouble understanding him most-of-the-time...
Anyways, with THIS old-man-DongWan as my lecturer!
And with extra-FREE-tuitions at home if i don't understand...
GUARANTEE TOP OF GPL CLASS!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *dances around crazily*!~
Alternative lecturer: HanKyung!
Another old-man of mine, ehehehehehehehehehe XD!~
As for Criminal Law...
OMG, i cannot imagine anybody else who could be more suitable, than HIM...
Who he himself is a CRIME as well...
The one i pounce onto everynight...
MY SIMBA CHOI SIWON XD!~
You'll definately be the BEST LECTURER (Since you are a CRIME yourself XD!~)
If Choi SiWon is really my Criminal Law lecturer... i'll be the happiest student alive!
SUPER GUARANTEE TOP OF CRIMINAL LAW CLASS!
No, actually...
SUPER GUARANTEE TOP OF WORLD'S CRIMINAL LAW CLASSES XD!~
Though, the both of us might have to exercise restrain from each other during class, which might be difficult...
As long as i get my grades up lar, ehehehe!
Since its only like 3 hours of Criminal Law every week... FIGHTING!
We can have the rest of remaining hours all to ourselves XD!~
Alternative lecturer: Mario Choi?
Hehehe, Baby's "alter-self" for classes XD!~
Ehem ehem, ehehe, back to my erm... what am i doing again?
Oh yes, ehe, right!
My Tort Law lecturer!
No other than my beloved DongSaeng:
MY LITTLEBOY SHIM CHANGMIN XD!~
Oh no, RETARDEDNESS-ATTACK IN CLASS XD!~
Tort Law classes will NEVER be the same again.
Though, i'll have to learn not to laugh too much in class.
... this is going to be really tough... probably harder than restraining myself from Simba...
But otherwise:
GUARANTEE TOP OF TORT LAW CLASS!
BTW, if LittleBoy really is my Tort Law lecturer, i have this feeling i may have to fight with BiBi to be top in class!
And i can also foresee that BiBi will be the one leading a group of people requesting for more hours every week for Tort Law classes!
Wow, i'm psychic =D!~
Can i petition for less hours for Criminal Law classes then?
Simba can teach me at home anyways, ehehehehehehehehehehe XD!~
...
Ehem, if any academic work can be done at home with him that is o(=v=")o...
Alternative lecturer: My other dongsaengs, RyeoWook and KyuHyun!
Actually, all three of them should teach in class =D!~
GUARANTEE NO WORK DONE!
Because everyone will be laughing after LittleBoy and LittleBaby's retardness, and mesmerized by BabyBoy's voice!
Oh well, i can always get those extra-FREE-tuitions at home =D!~
As for Legal Skills classes...
Aside from teaching us writing ways etc, his assistant guarantee can teach us how to meow!
MY FAVOURITE OPPA KIM HEECHUL XD!~
Yes, HanJaeHeeBum is his assistant!~
Wow, it'll be one of the most interesting classes too ne =D!~
I can imagine Cinderella wearing those wicked-specs, pointing onto informations on the board with those long-steel-teaching-stick-thingy, with HanJaeHeeBum sitting on his desk looking at all of us!
GUARANTEE TOP OF LEGAL SKILLS CLASS!
Somemore can play with HanJaeHeeBum in class! MEOW-ING ALL THE WAY XD!~
Alternative lecturer: Lee MinWoo?
Maybe because while as i was thinking of an alternative lecturer, he was singing, so i got the inspiration!
But somehow, i also felt MinWoo-oppa will be able to teach us this subject as well...
...
If his topless while teaching that is XD!~
Guarantee whole class drooling (Even the guys!)!~
Hehe, he can also teach the guys how to have such a GREAT BOD like him!~
Hmm... can i have TWO LECTURERS for Legal Skill Classes?
So ok, what about Contract Law classes?
As much as i like my current class, technically, to me, contract is still one of the MOST BORING aspect of Law =P!
I lazy to read cause *hides from ContractLaw-lovers*!
HOWEVER, if we have THIS lecturer...
Don't want to pay attention also cannot!
Who is he?
He is...
ERIC MUN JUNGHYUK!
We might have to prevent AuntieMi-Ui from entering our class during his lecture though!
You might wonder... WHY ERIC MUN JUNGHYUK!
Its not like we stay together! How to get those extra-FREE-tuitions if so (Hehe, i can see the very-chinese-sides of everyone coming out!)?
Well, simple!
Let me show you something:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, SCARY o(ㅠ.ㅠ)o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And especially...
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
DONGWAN-OPPA!!!!!!!!!!!!! kimchi scared o(ㅠ.ㅠ)o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ehem...
So as you can see, with such SCARY lecturer...
GUARANTEE TOP OF CONTRACT LAW CLASS!
No need those extra-FREE-lessons also NO PROBLEM!
Heck, i think within first semester i already PASS WITH FLYING COLOURS!
Can go for MASTERS, PH.D, PB.D somemore! No worries!
*PH.D - Permanent Head Damage, PB.D - Permanent Brain Damage*
Somemore if you *don't* do well... imagine Auntie looking at you!
Because you're depriving her from her CHUT-TING-times with Eric-oppa!
...
SCARIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alternative lecturer: NoguriKangIn
Explanation is simple: He is scary as well.
Wah, no reasons to not do well for Contract Law class then, right?
...
If only...
...
Go eat! HUNGRY XD!~
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Meanwhile...
Freaking SM!
SuJu's 2007 hanging Calendar XD!~
Though...
Freaking VERSION A AND VERSION B SOMEMORE *falls down*!
Freaking Version A!
Freaking Version B!
If not for the fact i've limited spaces (And limited "pockets"!) in my room, i *would've* probably bought one... or two... of the calendar...
...
Whatever lar, its not like i have anymore "empty-walls" in my room anymore, haih...
...
But if i were really to buy (OR RECEIVE AS PRESENT!), that would mean i have THREE calendar's in my room for year 2007 (Plus the w-inds. calendar i will buy annually X3!~)!~
Haih, nevermind lar...
But the black one looks so tempting o(ㅠ.ㅠ)o *hinthint*...
So do the other one actually (Though who knows how the inside looks like?)!
Haih...
ARGH!!! I WANT BOTH OF IT *hinthint*!!!
I really want it *HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT*!!!
Ehem, Christmas and New Year is coming =P!
Mwehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!~
Enough, later Keita merajuk!
Keita finally *probably* met SiWon during the MKMF award!~
Which, btw, w-inds. won Asia Best Pop Artist Award, and SuJu won Best New Group Award!~
GYA XD!!!~
*dances*
YEAH XD!!!~
Ok enough, go to sleep, ehehehe o(=v=")o...
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