Honestly, Law is something "relatively" easy!
You just need the
interest and brains to study it, which, i *have* the
interest, i'm just lacking on the "brains" part, due to laziness, ehehe!
Don't worry, i'm doing my best now!
Fighting!
Anyways, there is something which has been a
hindrance to "improve" my "brains-parts".
Actually, it had ALWAYS been a hindrance to
improve my studies...
... that bloody idiot...
Which is:
SLEEPING IN CLASS!
Somehow, since Form4, i've "manage" (i don't know how, i don't know why, it just came o(=.=")o...) to automatically
fall-asleep in class whenever i'm too tired, or i don't understand the subject at hand!
No matter how much i don't understand it!
Wham, "sleeping time"!
So feel like
smacking my own ass!
I "would've" made it OK in class, as in having a
good grasp and understanding of all the subjects, if not because of bloody
falling-asleep-in-class!
Now, *because* of
sleeping-in-class, there are alot of parts within all my subjects which made me stuck here and there!
GAH!
Till the extend now
my classmates and
Auntie also don't want to *choy* me adee o(
ㅠ.ㅠ)o...
I've been VERY dissappointed with myself because of this (bloody-
sleeping-in-class-thing), and it is also something which
never fails to "successfully" manage to make me feel like
a-piece-of-tahi-from-that-cow-you-see-by-the-highway- on-way-back-to-hometown after class
EVERYTIME!
I feel so
shitty i sleep in class,
really dissappointed and angry with myself, that it made me feel the need to jump into
Klang River!
...
I need to find a "new-river"... i have this feeling i'm "over-using"
Klang River o(=.=")o...
...
Perhaps
Strait-of-Melaka?
Anyways, i've really gotto read-up
extra to catch-up in class!
And when i mean
extra, i mean REALLY
extra extra, because i lack the
normal-understanding-ability of a
normal-human, so i need to take
extra extra EXTRA time to understanding an easy topic!
Good luck lar o(
ㅠ.ㅠ)o... only YOU YOURSELF (who means
ME) can save yourself (And probably
Super Junior, Shinhwa,
w-inds.,
TVfXQ!,
FTTS can help as well, ehe
*blush in happiness*...)!
Woops, i've *again* strayed
really far away from the main-topic i want to talk about =P!
Which, as you've read from the title:
How to make (my) Law Classes more enjoyable!
This is *something* i've came up with in-order to
solve the "problem" of me
sleeping-in-class, and with it,
i'll DEFINATELY understand EVERYTHING SAID in class!
Which, though it *may* not
come true, its still FUN to think about it XD!~
But hehe,
YOU'LL. NEVER. KNOW =P!~
WHAT IS IT?
Ehehehehehehehehe!
NEW LECTURERS XD!~
With the new lecturers, i can 100% guarantee i'll be the
TOP-IN-CLASS!
Heck,
OUR LAW CLASS WILL BE THE BEST LAW CLASS IN THE WORLD!
With everyone's result's percentage being 100% =P!
Yes,
especially the girls, and even the guys =D!~
*laughs crazily*Don't get me wrong (Lets love
NoguriKangIn again for teaching me that word XD!~)!
All my lecturers
rock in their own
wicked-way!
Just that these
new lecturers will definately rock
all-the-way XD!~
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!~
I have five subjects currently:
General Principles of Law (GPL)
Criminal Law
Tort Law
Legal Skills
Contract Law
For starters, no other people shall be my
GPL lecturer, other than my
superly-beloved:
MY OWNER KIM DONGWAN XD!~
See how suitable he is to be my
GPL lecturer =D!~
My current lecturer is
Mr Joseph, a really nice elderly man who was in the AirForce before!
Though so, i've find trouble understanding him most-of-the-time...
Anyways, with THIS
old-man-DongWan as my lecturer!
And with extra-FREE-tuitions at home if i don't understand...
GUARANTEE TOP OF GPL CLASS!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*dances around crazily*!~
Alternative lecturer:
HanKyung!
Another old-man of mine, ehehehehehehehehehe XD!~
As for
Criminal Law...
OMG, i cannot imagine anybody else who could be more suitable, than
HIM...
Who
he himself is a CRIME as well...
The one i pounce onto everynight...
MY SIMBA CHOI SIWON XD!~
You'll definately be the BEST LECTURER (Since you are a CRIME yourself XD!~)
If
Choi SiWon is really my
Criminal Law lecturer... i'll be the happiest student alive!
SUPER GUARANTEE TOP OF CRIMINAL LAW CLASS!
No, actually...
SUPER GUARANTEE TOP OF WORLD'S CRIMINAL LAW CLASSES XD!~
Though, the both of us might have to exercise
restrain from each other during class, which might be difficult...
As long as i get my grades up lar, ehehehe!
Since its only like 3 hours of Criminal Law every week... FIGHTING!
We can have the rest of remaining hours all to ourselves XD!~
Alternative lecturer:
Mario Choi?
Hehehe,
Baby's "alter-self" for classes XD!~
Ehem ehem, ehehe, back to my erm... what am i doing again?
Oh yes, ehe, right!
My
Tort Law lecturer!
No other than my beloved
DongSaeng:
MY LITTLEBOY SHIM CHANGMIN XD!~
Oh no,
RETARDEDNESS-ATTACK IN CLASS XD!~
Tort Law classes will NEVER be the same again.
Though, i'll have to learn not to
laugh too much in class.
... this is going to be really tough... probably harder than
restraining myself from
Simba...
But otherwise:
GUARANTEE TOP OF TORT LAW CLASS!
BTW, if
LittleBoy really is my
Tort Law lecturer, i have this feeling i may have to
fight with
BiBi to be
top in class!
And i can also foresee that
BiBi will be the one
leading a group of people requesting for
more hours every week for
Tort Law classes!
Wow, i'm
psychic =D!~
Can i petition for
less hours for
Criminal Law classes then?
Simba can teach me at home anyways, ehehehehehehehehehehe XD!~
...
Ehem, if any
academic work can be done at home with him that is o(=v=")o...
Alternative lecturer: My other
dongsaengs,
RyeoWook and
KyuHyun!
Actually, all three of them should teach in class =D!~
GUARANTEE NO WORK DONE!
Because everyone will be laughing after
LittleBoy and
LittleBaby's
retardness, and
mesmerized by
BabyBoy's voice!
Oh well, i can always get those extra-FREE-tuitions at home =D!~
As for
Legal Skills classes...
Aside from teaching us
writing ways etc, his assistant
guarantee can teach us how to
meow!
MY FAVOURITE OPPA KIM HEECHUL XD!~
Yes,
HanJaeHeeBum is his assistant!~
Wow, it'll be one of the most interesting classes too ne =D!~
I can imagine
Cinderella wearing those
wicked-specs, pointing onto informations on the board with those
long-steel-teaching-stick-thingy, with
HanJaeHeeBum sitting on his desk looking at all of us!
GUARANTEE TOP OF LEGAL SKILLS CLASS!
Somemore can play with
HanJaeHeeBum in class!
MEOW-ING ALL THE WAY XD!~
Alternative lecturer:
Lee MinWoo?
Maybe because while as i was thinking of an
alternative lecturer, he was singing, so i got the inspiration!
But somehow, i also felt
MinWoo-oppa will be able to teach us this subject as well...
...
If his
topless while teaching that is XD!~
Guarantee whole class drooling (Even the guys!)!~
Hehe, he can also teach the guys how to have such a GREAT BOD like him!~
Hmm... can i have
TWO LECTURERS for
Legal Skill Classes?
So ok, what about
Contract Law classes?
As much as i like my current class, technically, to me,
contract is still one of the MOST BORING aspect of Law =P!
I lazy to read cause
*hides from ContractLaw-lovers*!
HOWEVER, if we have
THIS lecturer...
Don't want to pay attention also cannot!
Who
is he?
He is...
ERIC MUN JUNGHYUK!
We might have to
prevent AuntieMi-Ui from entering our class during his lecture though!
You might wonder...
WHY ERIC MUN JUNGHYUK!
Its not like we
stay together! How to get those extra-FREE-tuitions if so (Hehe, i can see the
very-chinese-sides of everyone coming out!)?
Well, simple!
Let me show you something:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, SCARY o(
ㅠ.ㅠ)o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And especially...
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
DONGWAN-OPPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kimchi scared o(
ㅠ.ㅠ)o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ehem...
So as you can see, with
such SCARY lecturer...
GUARANTEE TOP OF CONTRACT LAW CLASS!
No need those
extra-FREE-lessons also NO PROBLEM!
Heck, i think within first semester i already
PASS WITH FLYING COLOURS!
Can go for
MASTERS,
PH.D,
PB.D somemore! No worries!
*PH.D - Permanent Head Damage, PB.D - Permanent Brain Damage*Somemore if you *don't* do well... imagine
Auntie looking at you!
Because you're
depriving her from her
CHUT-TING-times with
Eric-oppa!
...
SCARIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alternative lecturer:
NoguriKangInExplanation is simple: He is
scary as well.
Wah,
no reasons to not do well for
Contract Law class then, right?
...
If only...
...
Go eat! HUNGRY XD!~
---
Meanwhile...
Freaking SM!
SuJu's 2007 hanging Calendar XD!~
Though...
Freaking VERSION A AND VERSION B SOMEMORE
*falls down*!
Freaking Version A!
Freaking Version B!
If not for the fact i've
limited spaces (And limited "pockets"!) in my room, i *would've*
probably bought one... or two... of the calendar...
...
Whatever lar, its not like i have anymore "empty-walls" in my room anymore, haih...
...
But if i were really to buy (
OR RECEIVE AS PRESENT!), that would
mean i have THREE calendar's in my room for year 2007 (Plus the
w-inds. calendar i will buy annually X3!~)!~
Haih, nevermind lar...
But the black one looks so tempting o(ㅠ.ㅠ)o
*hinthint*...
So do the
other one actually (Though who knows how the inside looks like?)!
Haih...
ARGH!!! I WANT BOTH OF IT
*hinthint*!!!
I really want it
*HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT*!!!
Ehem,
Christmas and
New Year is coming =P!
Mwehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!~
Enough, later
Keita merajuk!
Keita finally *probably* met
SiWon during the
MKMF award!~
Which, btw,
w-inds. won
Asia Best Pop Artist Award, and
SuJu won
Best New Group Award!~
GYA XD!!!~
*dances*YEAH XD!!!~
Ok enough, go to sleep, ehehehe o(=v=")o...