Excuse me?

Don't you find it annoying when locals who are living abroad, particularly those from neighbouring countries... comes back to Malaysia every now and then, and start being surprised and go "oh Malaysia has this", "oh Malaysia has that" like they are so surprise that Malaysia is so modern yada yada yada?

Malaysia is ulu, but it's not THAT ulu... wth...
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Ok fine, actually i'm sure the Blog entry i've read doesn't mean so, but i'm just looking for some point so i can rant on, lols!

Honestly...

• Malaysia is no Thailand - the types of post-its we have are limited (even the colours, gosh...) and our pen section is only one tiny section.
  Sorry, post-its and pens matters to me a lot. Especially matters for someone (like me) who is stuck in Malaysia with the limited choices.
  I am actually contemplating whether or not i should trouble my cousin sister to mail me some extra post-its, because i'm currently having a "phobia" from using the ones i have (which i bought from BKK) and is not available here. I'm afraid it would run out before the next time i go back to Bangkok, thus the "phobia".
  Well, the chances of me finishing it (before i go back to Bangkok) is rare, but still... i would like to have the option of being able to use the post-its whenever i want without the "phobia".
  
  Gosh, the way i speak... it's no wonder people never get it when i'm joking or serious. Anyways, on matters like this... i'm serious. Any other matter i'm usually joking.
  
  
• Malaysia is also unlike Bangkok - we also don't have hot, good-looking, stylish, fashionable, attractive guys sprawling the city unlike Bangkok or wherever Super Junior is.
  
  
• We are no Singapore as well - you can very well look suspicious in the LRT and people would just think you're a weirdo and avoid you. Authorities wouldn't even take a second glance at you.
  No, you would get caught in Singapore even if you are trying to play a fool around. No no no, won't happen in Malaysia.
  
  
• Nor would Malaysia be like Bangkok and have dozens and tons of different fast food joints, cafes etc, that you'll be spoiled for choice. No, not happening in Malaysia, and i doubt it would be anytime sooner.
  
  
• Nor is Malaysia even a tiny bit alike Seoul, where you can sleep outside a-certain-idols-office and *nothing* would even happen to you. People won't even treat you like a weirdo, they'll just walk pass you without even glancing at you.
  
  If you do that in Malaysia, don't talk about the chances of you getting rob, you are more likely to be viewed as a weirdo or a stalker who is best avoided, or our lovely "mah-tah" (policeman) is very likely to come and ask "what are you doing outside the building at this time of the day".
  
  No, in Korea even if the police passes by, he would just ignore you... chances are.
  
  
• Nor is Malaysia alike Bangkok, where.............
  

Ok, i know where this is going. I shall stop comparing because it makes me miss Bangkok (and Seoul and Redang... wait, just ignore the last one, i just miss it even without mentioning it) even more.


But AHAH... that said... ONLY in Malaysia, would you be able to eat the most wonderful fruit in the world without needing to wait for it to go through customs, or it is those refrigerated not-fresh type, or yada yada yada.
Yes, i'm talking about the KING OF FRUITS DURIAN XD!~

Within the span of 5 days, i've eat almost 3 packets of Durian - of those good quality "mao san wong" etc etc type. And it's freaking fresh. I can't stand refrigerated ones, i only like fresh ones, and *only* in Malaysia you have that (shut up, i'm delusional).

And two huge plastic bags of Mangosteen. I believe each plastic bag is 2-3kg? Need to ask but i'm pretty darn sure it's a lot of fruits in my tummy!

Do you want a picture as proof?
You must be mad to even ask for pictures... guarantee the minute i see it is masuk-perut adee lor... no time to take picture XD!


Ah, it's good being a Malaysian XD!~
The bad part is i'm damn super freaking heaty now (= =")... padan muka...



ps: People who read this entry will argue that the most wonderful fruit in the world is not durian, because not everyone likes them, and the taste is an acquired one.

But to me, durian is NOT an acquired taste.

Because people who don't eat durians are idiots =P!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*runs away since the majority of people on earth doesn't like nor take durians*