I am a waste of modern technology.

A normal SMS from, let's say, from Sam to Bob.
"Hey Bob, are you going to OU tomorrow?"

Or even a more normal bo-liao SMS sent could be something like this.
"Hey Bob, what are you doing now?"

However... the SMS i send would be something like:
"Chi bu bu ma bi bi fu nuk nuk. Meow!"
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Sometimes i wonder why i was given modern technology.

Apart from abusing it, i'm a waste of modern technology (you should take it to mean that i'm wasting modern technology, instead of putting it to good use, ok? Oh hail my weird English, what turf!).